An Ode To Morons
Im Mysterious A, and this is my gal, Gale.
Shes pretty cool, just like Rumors Of Blue Whales.
Censor is here, Pif is just weird.
Rampage is off somewhere stroking his beard.
Aztec has four legs and only two boobs.
And everyone thinks youre such a n00b.
Gotta catchem all says lil ol Ritorin
Hippie Banes digging in the bargain bin.
Detective Mortalis can prove that you did it
The pineapple hat needs someone to knit
Ume and smile are the bestest of moms
Sars Attacks has been hiding the bongs.
We have King of Aquatica
And we love Encyclopedia Dramatica
For our AWESOME FACE
Dragn rocks one awesome bass.
Theres Ripper-Roo and Techno Rape
For some reason, theres a cow called Bape.
Alterdeus can take you out with just one trip
[G]aian likes girls who skinny-dip.
Henada is quite the ladies man when wearing a dress
Aimless Shadow can do it for less
LizzyJayne is a bird with a CAWling
Shirahimes so nice she leaves us all bawling.
SW drives with wood pan-uh-ling.
Khraleon sure is swell, I know
Good Golly, Miss Molly, its my Giddy Aunt!
This stanza doesnt rhyme, Vanilla Cup.
Emos our artist, shes SO damn good
I think Liver and Onions came from the hood.
I could be wrong, but I love to laugh.
hi im shaff
(Or is it)